“Today’s question is: how long do solar panels and wind turbines take to payoff their carbon footprints?”

“Hi, it’s nice to meet you…”

“We’ll be breaking everyone up into groups using the Myers-Briggs test…”

“Oh, the things that could have been…”

At the bus stop…

Special Halloween edition!

“I’ve got five minutes…”

“Those who do not learn history…”

“Deakin remembers why…”

“Deakin, I have a question…”

“Uh oh… The plovers are back!”

“It looks like something’s wrong with the engine…”

“I wouldn’t criticise the artist if I were you…”

“Montague Street Bridge claims another…”

“Look, I said I was sorry…”

“So Archie, what does your new car look like?…”

“Gentlemen, I think we’re all wondering why we’ve gathered here today…”